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• Zeziphi izinto ezizaliswayo?
• Imizekelo yezivakalisi ezinezihluzi

Inkqubo ye- iifilitha bonyulwa ukuba isithethi sibasebenzise njenge “crutch” okanye “induku”, ukugcina intetho okanye ukubuyela kwimeko yesiqhelo. Njengokuba: Kulungile oku…

Eyaziwa ngokusemthethweni njengabamakishi abaphikisayo, ezi zixhobo zinceda ukukhokela umamkeli ngokubhekisele kwisimo sengqondo somthumeli malunga noko akutshoyo. Njengokuba: Ewe ... njengoko benditshilo ...

• Inokukunceda: Iimpawu zesichazi

Zeziphi izinto ezizaliswayo?

Ngakumbi okanye kungaphantsi kokuqonda, iifilitha zisetyenziselwa izizathu ezahlukeneyo, ukufezekisa iziphumo ezahlukeneyo, ezinqwenelekayo okanye hayi, kwintetho. Ezinye zazo zezi:

• Ukuchaza ngokungazi ngenjongo yomniki. Njengokuba: Ayikuko ukuba nditsho njalo, umgaqo uthi.
• Krwelela, ulungele okanye ushiye amagama emagameni. Njengokuba: Intlanganiso ayibalulekanga. Ndinyanisa: Kuya kuba kuhle ukuba uhambe, kodwa ukuba uyaphoswa, ayonto imbi.
• Gcina umdla womamkeli. Njengokuba: Bona into endizokuxelela yona ... kwiveki ezayo bazakupasa umthetho.
• Nika isithethi umzuzu wokubuyela kwimeko yesiqhelo ngexesha lokuthetha, ume kancinci ukucinga embindini womboniso. Njengokuba: Ndandiza kubaxelela ntoni? Ewe kunjalo ... Sinesigwebo.
• Yenza iingxaki ezithile okanye izivumelwano kunye nommkeli. Njengokuba: Khange andibuze nokuba ndiziva njani Ingaba uyandiqonda?

Imizekelo yezivakalisi ezinezihluzi

1. Ndanditheni kuwe? Ewe… Makhe siye kwiimuvi kusasa?
2. Andazi ngawe kodwa mna, ndiyagoduka.
3. Into endifuna ukukuxelela yona yile, Ukuba ufunda zonke izinto, uya kuba usebenze kakuhle kuvavanyo.
4. Into yile emva kweminyaka eli-12 baqhawula umtshato.
5. Kwakukho Ikhekhe, iayisi khrimu, iikeyiki, ipayi yelamunikwaye njalo.
6. Akunanto, ndiza kubona ngomso.
7. Ucinga ntoni ukuba Siza kutya isidlo sasemini kwenye indawo?
8. Kubonakala ngathi kuyaxokaKodwa ndineminyaka emihlanu ndisebenza kule nkampani.
9. Ke uJuanito waba ngumfana, ngubani ongathi!
10. Ewe, Ndibukele uthotho olucebisileyo kwaye ndiyaluthanda.
11. NdinyanisaKuza kufuneka ndisebenze iiyure ezinde kwaye baya kundihlawula ngokufanayo.
12. Umama wam kushushu kangakanani kulomzi.
13. KulungileSiza kubona ngomso ngo-8, emnyango werestyu.
14. Into yile Utitshala wandivuma nangona ndandingazi ukuba ndingaphendula ndithini na xa kwakuqala ukubhukuqwa umbuso.
15. Ayikuko ukuba nditsho njaloutsho umthetho.
16. Kufana nokutsho okoUkuqala kwinyanga ezayo, asisengawo amaqela amabini asebenzayo, kodwa amathathu.
17. Ivenkile ikwiindlela eziphambili, Kodwa musa ukuhoya kakhulu kum.
18. Ukuba andiphazami, intlanganiso ingomso ngo-2 ebusuku.
19. Uviwo luya kuba namacandelo amabini: enye inokukhetha ezininzi kwaye enye iya kuba yeyokuphuhlisa, Ndiyacacisa?
20. Ndiza kukuphakamisa ukuze sihambe kunye, Qhubeka?
21. Inyani yile Bendingayithandi tu imovie.
22. Nabani na ongazisi sigunyaziso esisayinwe ngabazali bakhe ngekhe akwazi ukuya kutyelelo, ngu?
23. Umculo wawungxola kakhulu, inyaniso, iviwe ngekona.
24. Jonga into endizokuxelela yona ... ummelwane ongaphaya kwesitalato uphumelele iLotto.
25. Masithi eyona inzima sele siyisombulule.
26. Ndiya evenkileni enkulu ndiye kuthenga umgubo, ioyile kunye nokunye.
27. Nditsho Masiye kwisidlo sangokuhlwa kwindawo eyenza i-paella.
28. Ndithe "molo" khange abulise, Ingaba uyandiqonda?
29. Ukuya kwibhar kufuneka uhambe ibhloko ezintathu, jika ngasekhohlo, wenze iimitha ezingama-20 kwaye uyakuyifumana, Ndiyacacisa?
30. Yiya, ukuba oku kwenzeke xa abazali bam bekwiholide.
31. Unikezwe ukuba kuyatshisa oku, siza kuba ne-ice cream?
32. Iphezulu, iilokhwe?
33. Kuya kufuneka bajikeleze ipaki kathathu emva koko senze i-push-up, iyaqondakala?
34. Emva koko, ngomso siyahlangana siyofunda ekhaya.
35. Ukhalaze ngelithi senza ingxolo eninzi, asicoceki kwigumbi kunye nokunye.
36. Into eyenzekayo yile Awuziva ushiya indlu yakho, ke ngekhe uze.
37. Iilokhwe? I-Rolling Stones ibuyela kweli lizwe ngoMatshi.
38. Ngequbuliso Kwamenza wafuna ukuya epatini, ngoko masihambe kunye.
39. Siza kuthetha ngayo ngomso emva kweklasi, Ewe?
40. Masibone, Kwiveki ezayo kufuneka balungiselele i-monograph, uviwo luya kuba kwinyanga ezayo kuphela.
41. Isaziso ukuba uziphethe kakuhle nawe.
42. Hee .. Andikhumbuli.
43. UkubonaOkwangoku, iseshoni yeyokuqala kwiveki kaMatshi, kodwa oku kungahluka.
44. Njengokuba ndisazi, ipati yokuphela konyaka izakuba segumbini elinye nexesha lokugqibela.
45. Ingaba uthetha ngantoni? Basebenza kakuhle kakhulu kunye
46. Kuqala siza kwenza udliwanondlebe emva koko sithathe iifoto, Ngaba uyandilandela
47. Ngapha koko, singenza ntoni…
48. Kubonakala kuwe masibe nee-smoothies zebhanana?
49. Hmm ... Ndicinga ukuba igama lakhe nguJuan.
50. Ewe Ewe, kunjengokuba usitsho.

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