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• Imizekelo yezivakalisi ngezihlanganisi ezisasazayo

Inkqubo ye- izihlanganisi ezisasazekayo Zizidibanisi ezisetyenziselwa ukudibanisa amagama okanye amabinzana kwisivakalisi, zihlala zibonisa enye into. Njengokuba: Thandaza uthanda ubumnandi ngoku ukhetha ityuwa.

Izihlanganisi ezisasazekayo zilungelelanisa ukusukela oko amagama adibanayo aneqela elifanayo lolawulo kunye nodidi lwentsebenzo. Ukongeza, zihlala zibhalwa ngababini (okanye nangaphezulu) kwaye isihlanganisi ngasinye sandulela isivakalisi ngasinye abasidibanisayo.

Ezinye izihlanganisi ezisasazwayo zezi:

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Imizekelo yezivakalisi ngezihlanganisi ezisasazayo

1. Thandaza ubhalisa kwiYunivesithi, ngoku uqala ukukhangela umsebenzi.
2. Abo babini bahamba kakhulu, sele bayalwa, sele Bayadibana.
3. Kulungile ukonwabele ukwenza imisebenzi yomzimba, kakuhle Konwabele ukufunda incwadi elungileyo.
4. Thandaza uyasebenzisana nentshukumo, ngoku uza kunceda umntakwenu ngomsebenzi wasekhaya.
5. Sele funda iinoveli zothando, sele funda iincwadi zembali.
6. Kulungile inganetha, kakuhle ilanga lingaphuma.
7. Sele sathenga ikhabhathi entsha kumabonwakude, sele siyayilungisa le sinayo.
8. Thandaza ungumntu olunge kakhulu, ngoku hlala uzimisele kwaye uzolile.
9. Sele uthatha iimviwo ozishiyileyo ukuze uzifumanele, sele Uyavuma ayisiyonto yakho kwaye uyeke ukuchitha ixesha elugqatsweni.
10. Thandaza unxiba loo lokhwe yomtshato, ngoku ubuza umzala wakho enye.
11. Ungaya eofisini unxibe ngendlela ofuna ngayo, sele ngeebhulukhwe, sele ngesondo, sele ngelokhwe.
12. Thandaza Ndafunda incwadi nganye emva kwenye ngoku Andiyibambi enye iinyanga.
13. Kulungile utya okushiyekileyo kwisitya sakho, kakuhle ucoca itafile.
14. Unokuthi uxhalabile kakhulu: ngoku wayeza kuma ngalo lonke ixesha, ngoku akazange ahlale esitulweni sakhe, ngoku ebeluma iinzipho.
15. Thandaza unemali eninzi kwaye uthenga yonke into, ngoku ayizukuphila.
16. Sele Bakubiza ngefowuni ukuba bandinyuse, sele Bathumela imiyalezo kum bendixelela ukuba ndizuze nto.
17. Umlilo kakuhle inokuba ibiyingozi, kakuhle inokuba ibangelwe ngumntu ngabom.
18. La maqela mabini adlala ngokulinganayo: sele Ungaphumelela umntakwethu, sele omnye angaphumelela.
19. Kweso sixeko, ngoku igcwele ngabantu abancinci abaya eholideyini, ngoku Akukho mphefumlo ezitratweni.
20. Sele yenza lento ndikuxelela yona, sele Uzohlala impelaveki yonke uzisola.
21. Isazi ngengqondo kakuhle unokubaluleka, kakuhle unokuba ngumkhwabanisi.
22. Sele Uchitha yonke imva kwemini epheka, sele Yenza i-noodle ngebhotolo.
23. Kumsebenzi wam, kuxhomekeke kwiprojekthi, kakuhle kungafuneka usebenze eofisini, kakuhle unokusebenza ekhaya.
24. Inja yam cyclothymic: sele ukukhonkotha kwaye ufuna ukudlala imini yonke, sele uhlala elangeni engenzi kwanto iiyure.
25. Isithandwa sam asinandawo iphakathi sele ubukele ixesha lonke ngobusuku obunye, sele Akabukeli isahluko kwiiveki.
26. Bendingayazi ukuba ndizophola kanjani sele ndasela amanzi abandayo, sele Ndizonwabisile, sele Ndavasa ubuso bam.
27. Awunakho ukuqhubeka ngoluhlobo kakuhle ubacela ukuba batshintshe indawo yakho, kakuhle uqala ukukhangela umsebenzi omtsha.
28. Le nkwenkwe isebenza kakhulu, sele uqala ukubaleka, sele khwela emithini, sele yenza nkqo.
29. Akunakulinganiswa: sele ukwimo entle kakhulu, sele Uba nomsindo ngayo yonke into.
30. Kulungile Umzobi usenokuba ugqibile ngayo yonke into, kakuhle inokuba usenekhitshi.
31. Thandaza ubhalisela ukuqubha, ngoku uyeke ukutsiba iiklasi zehoki, kodwa kufuneka uziqhelanise nomdlalo.
32. UJuanita unyamezeleke kakhulu eklasini: ngoku uqala ukuncokola, ngoku Ndiyeka lonke ixesha ngoku Ubuza into enye kaninzi.
33. Ubhuti wam kakuhle ungahlala phantsi wenze umsebenzi wakho wesikolo ngaxeshanye, kakuhle unokuphazamiseka ngalo lonke ixesha kwaye ungenzi kwanto iiyure.
34. Le bar ihlala yahlukile: ngoku batshintsha isibane, ngoku bahambisa iitafile, ngoku bapeyinta iindonga.
35. Kwenzeka into efanayo ngalo mbhali: kakuhle Uyamthanda, kakuhle uyithiyile.
36. Utitshala uyageza: sele cacisa into ibe nye, sele icacisa ngokuchanekileyo ngokuchaseneyo kwiklasi enye.
37. Abantwana bebenganyamezeleki sele baqala ukukhala, sele badlala izithonga, sele balwa, ndiyazi bajikeleza
38. Thandaza ukhonza abathengi, ngoku uyalela ukuthengisa okufikileyo.
39. ULucio ngumfundi obalaseleyo: sele uhlala esenza umsebenzi wesikolo, sele ufumane amabanga aphezulu, sele nceda oontanga bakho.
40. Andazi ukuba ungayiphendula njani imeko kaxakeka: sele uhlala ekhubazekile, sele Unovalo kwaye uyaxhoma, sele isombulula yonke into kakuhle.
41. Utitshala wam ngoku Icacisa into enye amaxesha angama-20, ngoku engakhankanyi nesihloko aze emva koko asivavanye.
42. Kule mpelaveki ndinezicwangciso ezininzi: sele Ndiphuma nabahlobo bam siyokutya isidlo sangokuhlwa sele Ndinosuku lokuzalwa lukamzala wam sele Nditya isidlo sasemini kunye nabo basuka emsebenzini.
43. Iimpahla abazithengisayo kuloo venkile kakuhle ingahlala iminyaka, kakuhle yaphuka nje ukuba uyisebenzise.
44. Kulungile Undikhapha xa usenza amaphepha, kakuhle uhlala ekhaya uncedisa utata wakho ngegadi.
45. Sele undibuza into yokuzalwa kwakho, sele undicela enye
46. Kuxhomekeke kumhla, kakuhle Ndinayo yonke imva kwemini mahala, kakuhle Kuya kufuneka ndithathe kwaye ndidanise iiklasi.
47. Thandaza uye ubaleka uye ejimini, ngoku uhlala esofeni imini yonke ubukele iimuvi.
48. Kwilizwe lam, kakuhle ngekhephu ebusika. kakuhle amaqondo obushushu kunokuba mnandi.
49. Sele unxiba njengeqhawe eliphezulu, sele unxibe njengoBart Simpson.
50. Kulungile udinwa ngokukhawuleza okukhulu, kakuhle uyayonwabela.

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